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JIM BLANCHETTE - Director
Jim Blanchette is a straight MWM whose interests include cooking, quilting,
boardgames, cats and long walks in the park. Turn ons include smart chicks,
bars where you can have a conversation and all sports that have an oblong ball.
Turn offs include smart chicks who pretend to be dumb, people who think leash
laws are for everyone else's dog, working out in a gym and fruit with pits.
Seeking someone who can make an allergen free meal without
having a cow about it and talk about something BESIDES the
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JIM KNELL - Director of Photography
SWM has nothing to say.
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ADAM DOUGLASS - Key Sound
SJM seeks one-armed Cambodian female to lick peanut butter off my
kneecaps while I watch C-SPAN. Must be comfortable wearing diapers.
Turn-ons: mango chutney, the planet Neptune, those little plastic things on
the ends of shoelaces. Turn-offs: eyebrows, the word 'flange', overly specific fetishes. IMDB.COM
GLENN MILLER - 1st AD
SWM already has too many lady friends to keep
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MICHAEL SYMONDS - Editor
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JASON RENNIE - Art Department
MWM seeking open-minded multiple partners for artistic endeavors. Me: enjoys
brief forays into dualism and long, semi-inebriated tirades about art, politics,
whatever. Will probably end up feeding you, so an adventurous and
non-calorie-conscious culinary palette is a plus. You: great sense of humor
and minimal sense of personal drama required. Must play well with others.
Previous panda wrangling experience helpful, but not required.
JOSHUA DOWDY - Script Supervisor
WM seeking hot rich female that doesn't mind being a Suga Momma.
Interests: Sleeping, pretending to be good at cooking, singing in the car, trying
to speak with an accent, doing almost anything active, cross country drives.
Dislikes: Bad aftertastes, hot dry summer days in El Paso, sunburn, and
when gnats fly into your eyes, mouth, nose or ears... those things are hard to
get out.
SAM VIEIRA - PA
CHPM (co-habitating Portuguese male) seeking to go boldly where no man has gone
before. Enjoys long walks off short piers and Tuvan throat singers named Velma.
Expert in intercourse, particularly the kind one has over a cup of coffee....except I hate
coffee. So, make that tea.....or better yet something with chocolate...yes, chocolate...I
love chocolate.
STEPHANIE KAE PANEK - Make-up Artist
MWF has everything she needs.
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JESSE KATZ - Wardrobe
CHWF sends a shout out to her pookie Jason.
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VALERIE GARCIA - Hairstylist
SF love going criusin' in old cars, rocks out on guitar and love adventure. a
wild child
who cant stay still. Needs adventure and excitement...'warning' - if kept bored for too
long will go crazy :)
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MELISSA WATERMAN - Still Photographer
Melissa is a Los Angeles native, whom is passionately involved in the world of
photography. Specifically, she is pursuing the profession of, Fine Art
Photography. Often enough she is a daydreamer, and madly in love. Three
months abroad in Italy, is where she fell in love with travel. As travel and
culture go, so does the food! "Love what you do, and never work a day in your
life." -Confucius MELISSA WATERMAN
CASS HILLSTRAND - Still Photographer
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ANTHONY MASTERS - Still Photographer
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JOE KRAEMER - Original Score Music IMDB
BI-PHONIC - Original music featured from "Rockaholic"CD www.biphonicsongs.com
MORE CREW:
Ben Demaree, Richard Kim, Bryan Krass, Luke Silverstein, Michael Tubman & Sapna Gandhi
Additional music by Darryl Blick & Jenny Franklin.
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ANGELA LANDIS - Mags, Writer, Producer
MWF seeking more European vacations with my hubbie Mike T. Likes: Sudoku
puzzles, the invention of TiVo, and bean & cheese burritos-especially those from
Mucho Mas. Dislikes: bugs of any kind, the Post Office because they always have a
twenty minute wait and 15 minute meters - I think it's a conspiracy, and being called
ma'am...ma'am is a horrible word.
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MINDY WARICK - Jen, Writer, Producer
CHWF (co-habitating white female) seeking meaningful life full of new experiences.
Likes: Indian food, musicals and Irish Mist whisky- or really anything Irish. Dislikes:
mushrooms, slimy; stalkers, creepy; and people texting in the movies, what is that
about, anyway?!
BODHI ELFMAN - Andy
MWM is already one lucky guy.
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JEFF KONGS - Dan
WM coming from K.C. That's White Male. That's Kansas City. The Missouri side. Likes:
Football, Pizza, really good bad horror movies, Ribs, rum and coke, talking till three
a.m. while we paint our toes, and Chev Chelios. Dislikes: Ignorance, traffic, wet willies,
tude, ice tea and Garden State. Looking for a satisfying
career. Hit me up, code # 771245. Leave a message. If you have a lisp,
I will return your call more quickly. That's just down right adorable.
I will then give you further instructions.
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KEVIN KNIGHT - Brad
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SHANNON NEIL HODSON - Stacy
MWF with two cats seeks more hours in the day for doing what she wants rather than
what is required. Likes: running, coffee, red wine, cheese, Neil Diamond. Dislikes:
waking up early, driving in traffic, and people who don't proofread emails before
hitting send. Seriously guys, paragraphs are typically expected to include at least a
little bit of punctuation...maybe even a capital letter here and there. Try it!
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JAMES ELLIS LANE - Robert
James, a Gemini-Rat, Native Texan, devoted husband and proud father of the most
gorgeous lil' six month old girl in the world, enjoys skiing Snowmass, Aspen, playing
drums and hootin' harmonies in the LA based ALT Country-Rock band "Pilbilly
Knights", and snuggling on the sofa with wifey Lilas and baby Kenzie watching
Battlestar Gallactica. James abhors leg cramps in bed,
eyebrow waxing (or any waxing for that matter), traffic and using
prepositions to end sentences with.
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DARREN S. KIM - Mitch
Single Asian Tom Cruise seeking his Katie. Likes are kimchee, kicking ass on xbox,
anything scifi, and jumping on furniture. Dislikes are hangovers, being broke, rayban
sunglasses, and my first piano teacher.
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HEATHER WOOD - Cassie
CHWF seeking to beat the system and to have fun doing it.
Likes: Monty Python,
samosas, climbing onto roofs, fireworks, offensive jokes, Cabernet and the smell of
campfires.
Dislikes: Def Leppard.
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STACIE RICHARDS DAIL - Shelley
HMH (happily married hottie) seeking more trips to Vegas (or anywhere) with my
sweetie! Likes: sushi, martinis, glass rings from EdgyPrincess.com (love them!),
my iPhone, dealing Texas Hold’em, boot shopping, OPI nail polish, and sofa time with
my film favs: Foul Play (Goldie is adorable!) and Breakfast at Tiffany’s (“It should
take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two.", Holly
Golightly). Dislikes: cold people and cold weather (not necessarily in that order).
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REBEKAH ROBERTS - Melinda
SACHIF (Single Anti-Co-Habitating Italian Female) Seeking someone who would
rather sleep in their own bed (most nights) and who loves to travel but doesn't need
a tour guide. Likes: Chivalry, jokes, Legos, swing dancing, Motown, good teeth and a
nice head of hair (that goes for myself as well). Dislikes: Techno, Indian food, bad
teeth, criminals, addicts, and I'm with Angela-being called "Ma'ma" really puts a bee in
my bonnet.
ALISHA SEATON - Sara
MWF seeking more snuggle time. Likes: Saving water by showering with a friend,
sleeping in, dancing like a bat out of hell and boys with too much on their mind.
Dislikes: Cold floors under bare feet, angry drivers, and boys with
too little on their mind.
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CARLOINE WHITNEY SMITH - Drunk Lady
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NEIL RUDDY - Redneck
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JOE BASSO - Redneck
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CHARLOTTE STEELE - Goth Girl
MWF seeking fellow travel-lovers. Likes: people with a lisp, London, room
service, and salty foods. Dislikes: pastel colors, long walks in the
rain (I catch cold easily), fajita hair, and fluorescent lighting.
AMANDA KORPITZ - Wannabe Singer
UWF (Unmarried White Female) Likes: Rachel Maddow, people who grow things,
expensive mustard, Tom waits, silky Lattes, Nina Simone, everything Spidey,
Jane Austin, stinky cheese, and beer in frosted mugs. Dislikes: People who
honk, Smooth Jazz, bubbly Lattes, Facebook (though I'm on it a
lot) and severed rabbits feet for "good luck". Seeking the opportunity
to punch the person(s) who popularized the fore mentioned dislike.
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JENNIFER HOLLOWAY - Sorority Girl
NSBNCH...S,IIALTLDR. . .WF (not single but not co-habitating. . . specifically, involved
in a long term long distance relationship. . . white female). Hailing from Independence,
Missouri, this sassy blonde adores pajama pants, cupcakes and Grandpas. She is
grossed out by mushrooms and bad breath and is terrified of anyone on a motorcycle
due to a childhood run-in with a group of Hells Angels.
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SHERA THREET - Girl #1
CHBF (co-habitating black female) originally from Seattle. Likes: her new Wii, Ipod
Nano, DVR, going to the movies, eating out at restaurants, fried food (the rare times
she allows herself to have it) high thread count sheets, and surfing the internet.
Dislikes: under/non tippers, traffic, drivers who don't use their turn signal,
telemarketers, spam email, people who take up more than one parking space, and
when drive-thrus mess up a simple order. In her free time she likes to read, play with
her maltese and two cats and play board/video games with her boyfriend.
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VANESSA SUAREZ - Dominatrix
A Miami native of Cuban Descent seeking a lifetime of health, peace,success and
happiness. A triple threat who puts love as a priority in life, loves her man (and
spending time with him) and puppy ( Patch). She also loves the beach, going out
to dance, chocolate and is always up for cooking or
going to a nice dinner/movie. Traveling and being adventurous also make
her list. Dislikes are seafood, people who do not follow through, talk
on the phone while they are eating or chewing, who are condescending
and that don't take care of themselves.
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ALICE AVERY - Girl #3
Alice, an LA native (but newly married), enjoys traveling with her hubby and going
on nature hikes; his cooking; spooning; rom-coms; sarcastic, dry humour; teatime.
Also spends her time singing classical masterpieces in a chorale and backup in a
ska band...gotta mix it up! Dislikes: Doing
the dishes...a lot; bad breath; arrogance; being woken up by my
neighbor's dogs; Jagermeister...ugh!
VANESSA BALLARD - Girl #4
SWF seeking a classy, smart gentleman, who will laugh at my jokes and not get too
side tracked at my "sometimes"
quirky sense of humor. I love shopping and need a guy
who can be my shopping companion as well as help with carrying the bags now and
again. More things you can look forward to love about me: I make a mean, "oh so
delicious!" rice medley, design my own greeting cards and love the 80's.
No more retired keyboardists or guitartists. I have
had my share of those. Do checkout my Facebook Group- Girls Just Want
to Have Fun!!
KATRINA MOCK - Girl #2
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NATALIE COOK - Girl #5
FEATURED BACKGROUND: Eric F. Donald, J. Harrison, Chanler Rivers, Travis Dixson, Timothy Rodriquez, James Delaney, Will Ahrens, Mona Lee Goss, Melanie Tovmasian, Jerry Chappell, Marc Raymond, Valerie Garcia, Sarah Casolaro, Kate Casolaro, Joshua Dowdy, Sarah Grace & Sarah Weinhammer.